Currently Listening Honeysuckle Rose By Willie Nelson & Family On the Road Again see related

On the road.

So you have not heard from me in quite a while.... Here is why. A friend of mine went, and bought one of those x box 360 things, and I asked if I could have all the packaging and the recipt. I went home and got to work I packed the box with all kinds of goodies, and then returned it to the Wal Mart. I got the money back that he paid for it. So I decided that it would fund my cross North america trip.

I headed out to the highway, and stuck out my thumb The first truck that came along I got in and headed East. He said that he was headed to Mexico, New York. I was ready to roll. I fell asleep, and when I woak up 16 hrs later I was going in the Westerly direction. Rolling into L.A. I asked the guy what the hell. He said with a sneer, "it is a free trip, now shut up" I snapped a picture

So I said Looks like I'm going surfin'. So I will be on the road for a bit, and Iwill be putting up my road stops as I go. $400.00 is all I have, I have been on the road for about a month, and I have $410.00. I am going to try to get to New York, and try being a Midnight Cowboy.

Here is a shot I got this friendly passerby to take as I was enjoying the day.

I must say I love the California Girls, I don't think they were ready for Alfonso. I spent a few days looking at the sites. Very impressive.

Currently Listening Cherry Pie By Warrant Cherry Pie see related

So when I was out in the field behind the house the other day I found some baby mice. They were all hairless, and had dark spots for eyes. I guess they would open in another day or two. I took them home, and put them in a nice warm bath (in the sink) I wanted them to be warm and clean. So then I took and put them in a nice clean shirt and placed them on the bed. I went to look for some food to give them, I found some cheese, they didn't eat that. Then I got some milk, they didn't like that either. So after a few hours of this I gave up and went to bed. The next morning I almost slept in I scrambled out of bed to make it to McDonalds before breakfast was over. I quickly got dressed, and ran over I just made it in time. Nothing says good morning like an egg Mc Muffer. 

Here is where it got interesting, as I was eating I hear this lady behind me whetching away. She then gets up and runs out of the place. This guy comes over to me and just goes off about how discusting I am. I reach across the table for the salt shaker, and then a little mouse baby falls off of the side of my arm into the Ketchup that I have in front of me. I pull my sleeve over, and see 5 of his brothers squished into the crotch of my armpit.

So I have learned not to sleep with mice in my bed. 

Currently Listening Negative Capability...Check It Out! By Urinals see related

Well here I go.

10 years ago:

 Moved out of my Uncles Trailer, 2 months after I got my own trailer it was repoed, Had a 83' Chevette.

Not working..

Chicks were diggin me more then ever with my rock star moves and my resemblance to Lemmy from Motorhead (just the ears).

Started my band "Vomit Breath" with some guys from the neighborhood.

5 years ago:

Tried moving out again, since 2 months after I got my own trailer it was repoed. My Uncle was sad but she got used to me living Across the street with his ex wife.

Odd jobs, mainly at McDonalds.

"Vomit Breath" was still working at getting some instruments so we could jam.

Chix still dug me, mainly the girls at the High School down the street. I still had my Lemmy looks.

One year ago:

Caught Willie trying to steal my Chevette. Been friends ever since.

Not Working

"Vomit Breath became a mere memory.

The beer belly I have developed, and the loss of hair makes me more of a Mike Reno. So I am the Loverboy.

Yesterday.

Laid in bed till about 4ish. Scratched my balls, ate some left over Chinese. Drank a 6er of Miller. Rocked out to some Skid Row. I whacked it before bed, o ya I whacked it.. That is about it.

I hope you all feel a little closer to me, you have taken a peek into the amazing life of the mighty Craptastical.

Currently Listening Seasons in the Abyss By Slayer see related

Crap on the beach